Nic Cage Bankruptcy

Nic Cage Bankruptcy
By: Blue Rose

Well, the recession is in full swing as evident by Nic Cage's filing for bankruptcy recently.

With the stock market in the condition it is in, and the volatility of economic conditions, the star of such excellent films as "The Wicker Man", "G-Force", and "Ghost Rider" has officially filed bankruptcy.



The star claims that his manager Samuel Levin "lead him down a path to financial ruin".

Sure, Cage grossed nearly $3.9 BILLION over his movie career, and yeah, maybe he owned 3 castles, over 50 sports cars, 2 islands in the Bahamas, and a partridge in a pear tree, but Cage put A LOT of his money in investments. Such as the $276,000 "dinosaur skull" he recently purchased.

Luckily for Cage, the Hollywood community is always willing to pitch-in. Depp, who feels he owes his career to cage, agreed to help out his long-time friend in any financial way he needs. Depp got his first Hollywood roll in "A Nightmare On Elmstreet" when Cage recommended him to his manager, and Depp plans on repaying the favor now that he is in a position to help his friend out.

Now, as always, I know what you're thinking. And before you tear poor Nic apart, consider all the entertainment he's given us. I mean, I know he blew hundreds of millions of dollars on frivolous things, but that is clearly his manager's fault. I mean, can you really hate this face?


- Blue Rose