What If Being President Were Based On Ability To Pick Sports Teams?

By: Blue Rose

Well, it's March Madness season, and once again the top news story in the world is:

BARACK OBAMA's NCAA BRACKET!

woohoo!

First of all, I'd like to point out how hilarious it is that Obama's bracket gets looked at more than most ESPN analysts (Especially you Herbstreit)

Second of all, I'd like to point out how hilarious it is that a black guy our president sucks at picking teams.

As President of the United States, it's going to be his job to evaluate an army's character, intentions, and ability, and decide if we should align ourselves with them.

If the president can't even pass decent judgement on a college basketball team, how are we supposed to trust him to form alliances with armies that will win wars?

So now, what was seemingly a petty sports bracket, becomes dangerous news for our great nation.

Soon, the Obama might decide that we, as one of the most powerful nations on earth, might become allies with all the wrong people.

Through a series of double-crosses, sneaky espionage, and other almost cartoonish events, the United States might find themselves betrayed into the hands of their biggest enemies.

Now, I know this is quite a hasty presumption, but we can't be too careful these days.

I mean, we know what happened when Truman was upset about not picking Ohio to win the NFL Championship.....



- Blue Rose


P.S. Listen, Before you get your "stop making fun of Obama" Panties in a bunch, let me acknowledge this is a parody. I'm making fun of the fact that major news outlets are doing tons of stories about things like Obama's NCAA bracket when there are clearly much more important things going on. Thanks