Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The World's Newest Super Villian



The World's Newest Super Villian
By: Blue Rose

Bill Gates, in his infinite wisdom, has finally come-up with a way to control the world even more than he does now....

S-Words Speculation of What Said Machine Will Look Like

Bill Gates, along with several co-inventors, believes he can control certain aspects of the weather.

Now, whether or not (pun ALWAYS intended) this machine will work is under constant scrutiny among the scientific community, but this is Bill Gates. The Same man who donated $10 billion dollars for Malaria Vaccine research, likely ending the disease forever in the next 10 to 20 years.

So Bill Gates, in the last 5 years, has applied for patents for a weather-control device, and donated literally billions of dollars to potentially inject millions of people with some chemical he and his business associates designed, all while being praised as a philanthropist.

Don't you see? It's the perfect cover! He continues to bring in revenue faster than 100 Oprahs*, and it doesn't look the least bit suspicious to the majority of society, but we here at S-Words are smarter; we see that smarmy nerd for what he really is: an evil-super genius bent on world-domination.

"I'll Get you next time Gadget!!!"

Reminding you to always find your voice,

- Blue Rose

*Don't underestimate how many different ways you can spell the plural form of "Oprah".

1 comment:

  1. Always love the pics! Bill and Malinda Gates are two individuals who could have rode off into the sunset and never dealt with the "little people" ever again. Instead, they jump right into the middle of some of the most serious issues facing some of the most destitute people in the most desolate places. Amazing character! I love your article because it gives him attention and he has proved worthy. He is a wonderful example of "Give a man some power and you will see his true character", or something like that. Sorry, I cannot remember who said it but just another opportunity for you to do some research!

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