America Man

America Man:
A satirical analysis in the style of a 50's PSA.
By: Blue Rose

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you....

America man, the perfect model for every American Citizen. When in doubt, act like him, and you can never go astray!

America Man never wants to offend anyone, so he usually keeps his mouth shut about his convictions, out of common courtesy to others.

America man never, and I mean NEVER is allowed to criticize his government. The face of his government could stand-up, and say the F-word on international T.V., and America Man is SO patriotic, he would, in fact, encourage the man for being brave enough to not censor himself, even in the name of professionalism.

Now, while America Man clearly embodies everything we as Americans need to embrace, there is a bad guy to every story....


That's right, Propaganda Man.

While America Man is trying to spread support of his government, no matter what the situation, Propaganda Man seeks to destroy everything America Man has worked to hard to preserve.

Propaganda Man uses literally every form of media outlet, news, the paper, even the internet to hold society back from progressing.

He tells the world, in any way he can, that the government is moving in a bad direction, that, through the decreasing grasp on moral convictions in society, the government is beginning to use the people's taxes and dues to fund their own personal vendettas, and that of the lobbyists with the most convincing eyes.

Now, we all know this is ludicrous. And with citizens like America Man around, Propaganda Man's forces will be thoroughly neutralized.

So just remember, be like America Man, support your government in every single decision they make, because they are much, much smarter than you.

- Blue Rose