The World's Newest Super Villian
By: Blue Rose
Bill Gates, in his infinite wisdom, has finally come-up with a way to control the world even more than he does now....
S-Words Speculation of What Said Machine Will Look LikeBill Gates, along with several co-inventors, believes he can control certain aspects of the weather.
Now, whether or not (pun ALWAYS intended) this machine will work is under constant scrutiny among the scientific community, but this is Bill Gates. The Same man who donated $10 billion dollars for Malaria Vaccine research, likely ending the disease forever in the next 10 to 20 years.
So Bill Gates, in the last 5 years, has applied for patents for a weather-control device, and donated literally billions of dollars to potentially inject millions of people with some chemical he and his business associates designed, all while being praised as a philanthropist.
Don't you see? It's the perfect cover! He continues to bring in revenue faster than 100 Oprahs*, and it doesn't look the least bit suspicious to the majority of society, but we here at S-Words are smarter; we see that smarmy nerd for what he really is: an evil-super genius bent on world-domination.
"I'll Get you next time Gadget!!!"Reminding you to always find your voice,
- Blue Rose
*Don't underestimate how many different ways you can spell the plural form of "Oprah".
